You Must Have Faced One Of These For Sure!!

You Almost Killed Me with your English

1. Principal To Student..." I Saw U

Yesterday Rotating Near Girls Hostel 

Pulling Cigarette... ? "

2. Class Teacher Once Said :" Pick Up 

The Paper And Fall In The Dustbin!!!"

3. Once Hindi Teacher Said...."I'm 

Going Out Of The World To America.."

4. "..DON'T TRY TO TALK IN FRONT OF 

MY  BACK.."

5. Don't..Laugh At The Back 

Benches...Otherwise Teeth And All Will 

Be Fallen Down.....

6. It Was Very Hot In The Afternoon 

When The Teacher Entered.. She Tried 

To Switch The Fan On, But There Was 

Some Problem.

And Then She Said " Why Is Fan Not 

Oning" (Ing Form Of On)

7. Teacher In A Furious Mood... Write

Down Ur Name And Father Of Ur 

Name!!

8. "Shhh... Quiet... The Principal Is

Revolving Around College"

9. My Manager Started Like This "Hi, I 

Am Madhu, Married With Two Kids"

10. "Will U Hang That Calendar Or Else 

I'll HANG MYSELF"

11. LIBRARIAN SCOLDE ," IF U WILL 

TALK AGAIN , I WILL KNEEL DOWN 

OUTSIDE"

12. Chemistry HOD Comes And Tells 

Us...

"My Aim Is To Study My Son And Marry 

My Daughter"

13. Tomorrow Call Ur Parents Especially

Mother And Father

14. "Why Are You Looking At The 

Monkey Outside When I Am In The 

Class?!"

15. Lab Assistant Said This When My 

Friend Wrote Wrong Code.. "I 

Understand. You Understand. 

Computer How Understand??

16. Seeing The Principal Passing By, 

The

Teacher Told The Noisy Class.. "Keep

Quiet, The Principal Has Passed Away"

17. Once Teacher Told "If U Talk So 

Loudly I Will Stand Uping U"

18. Teacher To Students:Don't Spit

Outside, The Understand