My Experiences Are Also Funny

This Is My Experience

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Clever kids:

A police officer found a perfect hiding place for watching for speeding motorists.

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One day, the officer was amazed when everyone was under the speed limit, so he investigated and found the problem.

A 10 years old boy was standing on the side of the road with a huge hand painted sign which said “Radar Trap Ahead.”

A little more investigative work led the officer to the boy’s accomplice: another boy about 100 yards beyond the radar trap with a sign reading “TIPS” and a bucket at his feet full of change.

                           

                                 Die Laughing!!!

A blonde walks into the police department looking for a job.

The officer wants to ask her a few questions….

Officer: What’s 2+2?

Blonde: Ummmmm… 4!

Officer: What’s the square root of 100?

Blonde: Ummmm… 10!

Officer: Good! Now, who killed Abraham Lincoln?

Blonde: Ummmm… I dunno.

Officer: Well, you can go home and think about it. Come back tomorrow.

The blonde goes home and calls up one of her friends, who asks her if she got the job.

The blonde says, excitedly, “Not only did I get the job, I’m already working on a murder case!” 

You Must Have Faced One Of These For Sure!!

You Almost Killed Me with your English

1. Principal To Student..." I Saw U

Yesterday Rotating Near Girls Hostel 

Pulling Cigarette... ? "

2. Class Teacher Once Said :" Pick Up 

The Paper And Fall In The Dustbin!!!"

3. Once Hindi Teacher Said...."I'm 

Going Out Of The World To America.."

4. "..DON'T TRY TO TALK IN FRONT OF 

MY  BACK.."

5. Don't..Laugh At The Back 

Benches...Otherwise Teeth And All Will 

Be Fallen Down.....

6. It Was Very Hot In The Afternoon 

When The Teacher Entered.. She Tried 

To Switch The Fan On, But There Was 

Some Problem.

And Then She Said " Why Is Fan Not 

Oning" (Ing Form Of On)

7. Teacher In A Furious Mood... Write

Down Ur Name And Father Of Ur 

Name!!

8. "Shhh... Quiet... The Principal Is

Revolving Around College"

9. My Manager Started Like This "Hi, I 

Am Madhu, Married With Two Kids"

10. "Will U Hang That Calendar Or Else 

I'll HANG MYSELF"

11. LIBRARIAN SCOLDE ," IF U WILL 

TALK AGAIN , I WILL KNEEL DOWN 

OUTSIDE"

12. Chemistry HOD Comes And Tells 

Us...

"My Aim Is To Study My Son And Marry 

My Daughter"

13. Tomorrow Call Ur Parents Especially

Mother And Father

14. "Why Are You Looking At The 

Monkey Outside When I Am In The 

Class?!"

15. Lab Assistant Said This When My 

Friend Wrote Wrong Code.. "I 

Understand. You Understand. 

Computer How Understand??

16. Seeing The Principal Passing By, 

The

Teacher Told The Noisy Class.. "Keep

Quiet, The Principal Has Passed Away"

17. Once Teacher Told "If U Talk So 

Loudly I Will Stand Uping U"

18. Teacher To Students:Don't Spit

Outside, The Understand

This is really Awesome one!!!

A man's wife asks him to go to the store to buy her cigarettes. He walks there only to find it closed. So, he goes into a nearby bar to use their vending machine.

At the bar he sees a beautiful woman and starts talking to her. They have a couple of beers and eventually end up in her apartment. After they've had some fun, he realizes it's 3 a.m. and says, "My wife's going to kill me. Do you have any talcum powder?"

The woman gives him some talcum powder, which he rubs on his hands and then goes home.

His wife is waiting for him in the doorway and screeches, "Where the hell have you been?!?!"

"Well, honey, it's like this. I went to the store like you asked, but they were closed. So I went to the bar to use the vending machine. I saw this great looking chick there, we had a few drinks, one thing led to another, and I ended up in bed with her."

"Oh yeah? Let me see your hands!"

She sees his hands are covered with powder and says, "You liar! You went bowling again!"