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        You Will Die Laughing after Reading this!!

              

A class 5 teacher asked her students to make rhymes with their names;

 Sam:
 My name is Sam,
 When I grow up to be a man,
 I want to go to Russia and Japan,
 If I can, If I can, If I can

 Candy:
 My name is Candy,
 When I grow up to be a lady,
 I want to have a baby
 If I can, if I can, if I can

 Dan:
 My name is Dan.
 When I grow up to be a man,
 Do hell with Russia and Japan
 I m gonna help Candy with her plan
 I know I can, I know I can, I know I can..=))